"Edi Sa Puso Mo" Named Top Employer In The Philippines

MANILA—Social media research company and dating app maker Eh Di Sa Puso Mo was recently named top employee in the Philippines in an awards ceremony held in Paranaque City today.

Edi Sa Puso Mo Board of Directors with CEO J. J. Mon

Edi Sa Puso Mo Chief Executive Officer J. J. Mon was present to receive the award. He was also named CEO of the Year, with the Commission on Philippine Corporate Achievements citing his "unorthodox but effective work ethics and employee relations" as the reason for the award.

"I keep my employees very happy enough for them to proudly state in their social media that they work at Edi Sa Puso Mo," said Mon in his acceptance speech.

"Currently, we have around 70% of the Philippine Facebook population employed with us. All of them come from top schools in the world, such as Harvard."

Just last January, the company was also awarded "Best Place To Work" beating Apple, Google and Microsoft, among other tech companies.

Edi Sa Puso Mo has surpassed global employee engagement standards, with a whopping 99.9% of its workforce saying they felt proud to be associated with the company, especially with its hiphop image and progressive language.

bHoSx pFrHiSC1LLaH, a social media marketer working at Edi Sa Puso Mo said to CEO J. J. Mon "IcKHaW lHuNgs sHaPhAth nUaH"

The Commission also released the runner ups for the award, with competitor Sa Puso Mo in 2nd place, and Bikini Bottom Fast Food company Krusty Krab in a distant third.

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